(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)



-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 



suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???



repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*



barebackinq:

When you are about to take a test you didnt study forimage



(Source: ryouta11)



tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

image

image

image



(Source: shejla24)



drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

image

Kyle this is the worst




(Source: clituorice)



tsartorial:

first things first i’m image



peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

(Source: 10110100)



ecstas-ay:

aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

image

lmao

(Source: )



blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E



hitlervevo:

heytinaloser:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

image

why is the gif so accurate

(Source: shinyjpg)