officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

(Source: daytonastatecollege)



theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/



anus-del-rey:

What

anus-del-rey:

What

(Source: tumblork)





fujisakiss:

this is an anime about murder

fujisakiss:

this is an anime about murder

(Source: bastiangst)



arirainunite:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

So what’s what’s it’s like to be in a really detailed anime?

arirainunite:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

So what’s what’s it’s like to be in a really detailed anime?



(Source: isabellagarcia-shapiro)



flatulenceontoast:

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nonjutsu:

this needs to be in the history books

nonjutsu:

this needs to be in the history books

(Source: stimulife)



aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

(Source: )



rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”



nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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(Source: haemus)



shisnojon:

how come threesome porn always start off the same like

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(Source: jxnc)



theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are