I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
When you are about to take a test you didnt study for
first things first i’m
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
why is the gif so accurate